Intergalactic Love Stories Presents: Some Assemblage Required

By Todd Wells

sfgenreThorblong ran his orglums along the ridges of Phergula's grophids. Her frendducks oscillated with desire.

"I...I, I've never done this before," Phergula stammered, "I don’t know if we should..."

"Give in to your passion," whispered Thorblong, as he unwound Phergula's thryster from her wredlings. It fell to the floor with a loud clang.

Thorblong gazed at Phergula's bare wredlings. They were exceptionally indented. "Magnificent," he breathed.

Thorblong slid his blorks through her stegwiles, one at a time. When he reached the sixth level, Phergula tried to resist. "No, I can't," she gasped, "I..."

"Yes," Thorblong purred, "You can." He inflated his plunglock to its full volume and tore off his buldy. Phergula gasped in amazement.

"Take me!" she cried. "Take me now!"

In one swift move, Thorblong wrapped his beebington around her entire juntrail. Phergula moaned.

"Oh! Give it to me! Wigglier! Give it to me wigglier!" Thorblong wiggled his grindlebin like a fevered borzon.

"Yes! Oh, Yes!" Phergula dug her plith into Thorblong's waw. "Oh, Crombulk!"

Thorblong paused. "What was that?"

Phergula also paused, catching her breath. "What was what?"

"You said 'Crombulk'. Who's Crombulk?"

"I, uh, I don't know anyone named Crombulk."

Thorblong thought for second. "The guy who subletted 2B for a couple months. His name was Crombulk."

Phergula's high-pitched laugh didn't sound convincing. "Ha, ha. Yes, now that I think about it, you're right. His name was Crombulk. What a coincidence."

"Really, Phergula? Him? Half the time I couldn't even see his splorges because his plugbare was so overgrown."

Phergula got defensive. "Well, if you remember, at the time you were busy cavorting with that silly plasma girl down the street, you know, the one with the..." Phergula extended her bunlisters in an exaggerated manner, implying that the plasma girl had an especially concave splinth.

"Don't bring Turpolia into this," objected Thorblong. "I told you, her artisanal ion plasma assemblages are going to be a big hit. Very soon."

"Sure," replied Phergula. "You know what else she’s got that’s a big hit?" and she extended her bunlisters again.

Thorblong did not reply right away. He rose and cantered to the window. Gazing out, he said, "But why, Phergula, why did you go to him? Our love was blossoming, like a field of bingols during a magnetic realignment. I thought, I thought..." but Thorblong couldn't finish.

Phergula softened. She explained, "Because I wanted to be ready. I wanted to learn how to please you. I feared that if I were a disappointment, then you would leave me and find someone who could satisfy you. I did it for you. For us."

Thorblong turned back to Phergula. His voice quivering, but hopeful, he asked, “Do you mean it?”

“Of course. My love is for you, and you alone.”

Thorblong’s ocular receivers elongated towards Phergula’s, briefly angling downward towards her wredlings again. “Then come to me now, and show me what you have learned.”

Phergula gave Thorblong a sly look, then reached under the bed and pulled out an ion plasma assemblage. “Wait ‘til you see what I can do with this.”

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About The Author

Todd Wells

Father of three and husband of one, Todd Wells plays upright bass in a rock 'n roll band, hosts international visitors through US Department of State exchange programs, and enjoys being patted down by TSA personnel at Midway and O'Hare airports. He writes about all of those things at <>.


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